Progressive Christians Waiting Until Marriage To Remove Each Other’s Masks 😉

We would never mock or make fun of an individual but sometimes the over-the-top reactions of a group of folks just make you want to laugh. Again yesterday we saw a person driving in their truck alone, windows open double-masked. You just gotta laugh.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Progressive Christian couples across the nation are saving themselves for marriage by waiting until their wedding night to remove each other’s masks. 

“Removing someone’s COVID mask is a sacred and intimate experience. That’s why my spouse Jeremy and I are waiting until marriage to lie together maskless,” said the soon-to-be Mrs. Pittman. “I’ve never even seen the lower half of his face!”


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